parkwaydriive:

reasons to date me

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5: please

mydoomedlife:

Bill and Andy’s first episode.

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

robiningravens:

chadslindberg:

if you’re emotionally scarred by tv shows, clap ur hands

jerrytyson:

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REALIZE THE RELATIONSHIP OF TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OWNS YOUR SOUL AND YOU CAN’T GET YOUR LIFE BACK AND NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE

sodamnrelatable:

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes